FABULOUS USES FOR ORANGE OIL! And I hate blogging.

Okay, so I am going to struggle...STRUGGGGGGLLLLLE to keep the Spleen going. Why? I dunno. Do you all need all my weird advice? Beats me. I think I am just desperately trying to get my analog ass to acknowledge the importance of the digital revolution and keep the damn thread going.

So here we go. ORANGE OIL!!!!! Sweet orange oil, to be specific. It looks like this:

And you can use it for almost everything.
-Put it on a cystic zit and it will calm the redness of the inflammation.
-Add it to witch hazel and it will cut the inflammation of your whole face!
-Brush your teeth with it when you are experiencing an outbreak of canker sores! (and don't use toothpaste with SLS, makes the canker sores worse)
-Add to any aromatherapy diffuser, makes you instantly less gloomy.
-Add a single drop to water when you have travel constipation, and it will, um, get things moving - but should do so in a calm way, unlike Senna compounds and teas (Smooth Move, my ass!)
-Detoxifies the system, so go EASY on it.
-If you don't like ingesting it, you can rub it on your belly and it should also produce movement.

Unrelated, orange oil is a natural termite treatment. But it will take more than this tiny bottle. Probably many tiny bottles.

DISCLAIMER: All essential oils are actually quite potent. Always try a bit to see how you react before you slather it on. Use a carrier oil like sesame or coconut. Don't over do it.